May 2013
lynzave:
my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
April 2013
